Good evening, Houston! The Mad Houstonian, here!
How y'all hangin'?
Find any TP, PT, hand sanitizer?
Are you looking for viable alternatives, yet?
Corn on the Cob, Lettuce, Cabbage, some other leafy veggie?
Don't forget that, in a pinch, tortillas are good for more than burritos and tacos, and such.
I mean, look, just like TP comes in various plys... tortillas can be found in various sizes, and corn or flour!
Lordy, people, I swear! Call it what you will, COVID-19, China Corona Virus, Chinese Corona Virus, Chinese Virus, Wuhan Virus, Wuhan Flu, Kung Flu, or something else....
There is no need to panic buy anything!
YOU MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT NEED ENOUGH TP TO LAST YOU INTO THE NEXT YEAR, OR THE NEXT CENTURY!!!
When I almost got flattened in a crosswalk by someone driving like he was trying to get to the nearest HEB, or Walmart, the panic was just beginning, but when I left the hospital, 6 days later...I expected to see scenes of Vincent Price in The Last Man on Earth, and wondered if I needed to re-read The Stand by Stephen King, and Swan song by Robert McCammon, as prep for the coming apocalypse.
Then I finally had a chance to visit the Walmart Supercenter near where I live....
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