Tweet Tweet (MainStream Media Reporter)

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 Tweet Tweet (MainStream Media Reporter)

(very slowly)

CHORUS: Tweet Tweet Tweet Tweet
The Reporter went Tweet Tweet Tweet

While writing on my laptop
What to my surprise
An MSM Reporter sat next to me
From what I could surmise
The guy musta wanted to talk me up
As he kept on looking at me odd
I'll show him that a Conservative is not a one to scorn

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The Reporter went Tweet Tweet Tweet

(slowly)
I pushed myself to the floor
To give the guy the shake
But the MSM Reporter stayed right behind
On some story he wanted to get my take
So he could pontificate and strut
As he kept tapping on his Cell (Tweet Tweet)
I'll show him that a Conservative is not a one to scorn

CHORUS: Tweet Tweet Tweet Tweet
The Reporter went Tweet Tweet Tweet

(normal speed)
I got on my bicycle that was near
And I took off with a thrust (whoosh)
Soon I was going Ten
Musta left him in the dust
When I peeked in the mirror on my handlebar
I couldn't believe my eyes
The MSM Reporter was pedaling right behind

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The Reporter went Tweet Tweet Tweet 

(quickly)
Now we were doing 2 times ten
This certainly was a race
For a Reporter to harrass a Conservative
Should not happen any place
The guy musta really wanted to ask me up
As he kept on with his cell (Tweet Tweet)
I'll show him that a Conservative is not a one to scorn

CHORUS: Tweet Tweet Tweet Tweet
The Reporter went Tweet Tweet Tweet 

(very quickly)
Now we're going twenty-five
As fast as I dare to go
The MSM Reporter pulled along side of me
I wondered what he wanted to know 
The fella looked to his left
And yelled for me to hear
"Hey buddy wanna help me with my Rush Limbaugh smear?"

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Comments

[mog]

So Nikita's Daddy, tweeting is twittering?

Thought so.

So far, I'd resisted the urge to make the plunge.

Absolutely no social networking here.

Sides there is the blog, well 7 of them.

That's about all I can do to keep them current.

Wonder how I would add Twitter into the sidebar if I did?