Consider the Limerick...
A light humorous, nonsensical (Or even sensical, even pointed, in its purpose!), or bawdy verse of five anapestic lines usually with the rhyme scheme AABBA.
Yesterday, I bought a book for $4, at a Used Bookstore/Newsstand, in West Hollywood (Also a location in Silverlake, too!), well known for its, um, risque, merchandise, aimed at a Gay, and even Straight, clientele (The places I'll venture into, for a good book, I swear!). :-D
Circus of Books, if you must know. :-D
The last time I'd ventured into the place was 20 years ago. :-D
The book I found? The New Limerick, 2nd series edited by G. Legman.
700 pages, and over 2700 Limericks. :-D
Anyway, while thumbing through it, this morning, inspirations suddenly struck....
1. Have you heard of the President name Obama
Whose hunger for more Government control causes true patriots much drama?
He pays no attention
Prefering Freedom prevention,
Over the wisdom of the Constitution, ha, ha!
2. The President named Obama was a smooth Cat,
Whom the citizens got riled up at.
He unveiled his policies with deception,
Fooling many who had no perception;
Getting the Press to report he didn't do, or mean, that.
3. An astonished electorate named America
Found its President abnormally wrong.
His policies from Banking to Sex
They were angered by their effects,
But with elections to come, believed dumping him wouldn't take long.
4. "All right, you Liberals, and Progressives!" cried The One,
'Of the Constitution there'll be lots of thwartin'.
My Republican opponent may be
A freedom loving capitalist--not me!--
So please help make sure my reign isn't a short'un!"