Like the 1st recipe I shared this one is Guarandamnteed to put hair on yer chest!
Even if you ARE a Female of the Species! ;-D
While most folks dig into Turkey during this holiday, and Rednecks, Hillbillies and other REFINED, and CULTURED, Americans prefer possum, I being a bachelor, have learned to fend for myself.
The following recipe, for Pot Roast (5lb.), including the addition by me of a most important ingredient, was given to me by a long ago friend and has served me well during Holidays.
I call it ...
The Mad Macedonian's Crockpot Roast du Bachelor
Step 1: Run down to your favorite market, the evening before (That's Thanksgiving Eve for all you in Rio Linda.), to buy ingredients, and stand in freakishly long Express Line full of people who can't count, or maybe can't read English, or are just too damned tired from shopping to give a Rats Ass (Count the clerks in the tired category for sure!).
Step 2: Stop at local Liquor Store to buy a 6 pack (Stay with me here, the reason for this will be made clear later!).
Why a Liquor Store? Did you just forget the Booze, and didn't want to go back?
No damnit! It's just that it's Un-American, not to mention un-dignified, to buy your Beer at the same place you buy items in the other Food Groups.
Step 3: Once home, stuff everything in the Fridge, or the Cupboard, as appropriate, and explain to the cat that, no he can't play with the Pot Roast.
Step 4: Fix dinner, relax with a DVD, and go to bed.
No, you are not done yet!