I was wandering through the TV GUIDE one night, a while back, when I came upon the listing for a Discovery Channel Documentary.
I immediately thought of one of my favorite scenes in THE WIZARD OF OZ, and now I can't get my revision out of my head. ;-D
Leeches, Maggots, and Bees, Oh My!! Leeches, Maggots, and Bees, Oh My!!!, LEECHES, MAGGOTS, and BEES, OH MY!!!!!
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Ever wonder what a Care Bears movie written and directed by Rob Zombie might be like?
Zombie, a life long fan of the horror genre has made quite a name for himself in recent years with his horror films and getting good reviews from respectable reviewers for his efforts.
What if he was hired to re-imagine the world of the Care Bears in an effort, by the studio that owns the property, to re-invigorate the franchise and make it relevant to the more savvy toddler/elementary audience of the 21st century?
There is a very important reason why smart Care Bears don't go out at night.
If Care Bear parents raise their cubs right the little ones learn important lessons that will last them a life time.
But, like children everywhere, some kids never learn.
They laugh off the admonitions of their elders, strutting their bravado in efforts to prove their "coolness" to their friends.
As often happens this leads to...
a very sad and messy ending.
Happy Halloween! ;-D
(Yes, yes, I know that's a SPRING Bear, not a Care Bear! Call it creative license by an imaginative "director" with a very, very small budget , hee, hee!)
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How much money do you spend monthly, or yearly, to protect your home or business from burglary, theft and vandalism?
What return have you gotten from your investment that makes it worth it?
It appears that some people are opting out of all the trouble and expense and are taking a back to basics approach symbolic of a simpler, more innocent, time in the history of our nation.
I spotted this on the wall that separates the backyard of a private home from the sidewalk along a very busy street in Santa Ana, this morning.
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Now, come on, you can't tell me that all you do in the shower is, um, WASH YOURSELF, do you? (heh, heh)!
I like to think that some of the greatest thoughts put to paper, the greatest writing, the greatest inventions, had their genesis in a shower or bath tub somehwhere late one night, or early on some morning.
1. When the going gets tough, the tough get going?
Yeah? So?
Just where in the tarnation DO they go, the sorry-assed wimps?
2. You know that old McDonald's commercial with the pint-sized basketballers alarmed that their best player can't play in the championship game?
Has anyone complained about the fact that having Kobe Bryant take the tykes place would be grossly UNFAIR to the opposing team, not to mention a form of cheating?
Just wondering...
Don't wanna give the munchkins in the audience the wrong life lessons now do we? :-D
It's bad enough they'll jump up and down insisting on a run to Ronald's Place.:-D
I mean why can't they prefer Jack in-the-box?
Oh wait! That was just as bad!
When you stop laughing long enough to notice, JACK'S football team wins by CHEATING in the most bizarre and dangerous ways in every single one of those old commercials. :-D
3. I wonder what the hell is going on behind closed doors in my refridgerator?
I mean, when I open the door, everything looks so calm and peaceful, a diverse community getting along in perfect harmony, but what about when the door's closed, especially when I'm not home or am asleep?
Do the eggs scramble off their perch and make their way down to the fruit basket to frolic with the apples and oranges?
Does the mustard get ON the hot dog? and what does the ketchup think about it?
Why does the milk just sit there and never Moooove?
Just WHAT is the left over chicken doing with the Tory over in the corner?
Is the cheese in a pickle because it thinks the lettuce and tomato are full of balogna for suspecting that the wheat bread has a crush on the salami?
Inquiring minds want to know!
4. Just WHAT in the Sam Hill are they talking about when they talk about the SEX DRIVE?
The differences between a STICK SHIFT and an AUTOMATIC?
What about the CLUTCH? Where does that fit in?
Is ones GAS TANK occasionally 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?
What type of DIP STICK are you supposed to use when you check the OIL?
Just wondering... :-D
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