The creative writing, observations, experiences, and opinions, on life, and the world around him, by Kiril Kundurazieff; taking one step at a time on the Journey of Discovery, and Enlightenment, that every individual must take from the cradle to the grave.
While most genealogists are aware of the x chromosome, passed from one female generation to the next, and the y chromosome, from which it is possible to determine descent in an uninterrupted male lineage from a common ancestor, the "UFO chromosome" had previously been only speculation.
Working with DNA recovered from the aliens of the Roswell, New Mexico crash, the scientists have discovered the "UFO chromosome" is also present in some humans.
This discovery confirms that aliens have been breeding with humans for centuries, and beaming their progeny back to earth.
For the "low" price of $10,000, they will test your DNA to see if you possess the "UFO chromosome."
While the test will not tell WHICH ancestor had the "UFO chromosome," there are several ways to identify that ancestor.
For those ancestors to conceal their identity:
1. They moved every few years, never spending long at one location.
2. They were the only person of that surname in the county.
3. The county clerk who was also an alien, assured that your ancestor's marriage bond would "accidentally" be lost, their deeds set aside and never recorded, and their entire probate file would turn up "missing" even though indexes say it once existed.
4. The census taker would either not list them, OR he would list them twice, with sleight differences, causing quarrels among descendants whether they are the same person or not.
5. The family Bible was sent "west" with the youngest unmarried daughter, where she married a "Mr. Smith."
6. The family cemetery was sold to outsiders, who used the headstones to make a sidewalk.
8. They started rumors of how they were related to someone famous, causing descendants to search the wrong family.
9. They started rumors of how they were born in England, arrived in Virginia with two brothers (one of whom was born in France, the other in Sweden). To conceal their identity, one brother moved to Georgia, the other to Maine, while they remained in Virginia.
10. And, when all else failed and they were about to be discovered, the county courthouse would "accidentally" burn.
If you can prove your ancestor was beamed down by aliens, Halbert's of Bath,Ohio has recently prepared a family history of the Alien family, complete with the Alien coat of arms, which you will be proud to display over your fireplace.
All available evidence indicates that this story was apparently first made public, in 2000, by a Fredric Z. Saunders, and began making the rounds of Genealogy Message Boards soon thereafter, especially by the spring of 2001, still popping up occasionally even today.
The great mystery is why the Mainstream Media did not pick up the story, and run with it, and why Hollywood, considering the popularity of certain Sci-Fi films as far back as the 1950's, didn't secure the rights to make a film related to the subject.
It's a given that Government Agencies would stay mum on the subject of this report, of course. ;-D
Just in case you haven't figured it out it...yet, this story is my way of spreading the word about being aware of Genealogy Scams on the Internet (And clue you in on some really cool websites for Family Roots Digger-Uppers, too!).
Food food food food... (Crescendo through next few lines...)
Could you pass me the margarine and bread?
What do you mean 'Urgghh'? It's good food!
Lovely food! Wonderful food!
Lovely food! Wonderful food!
Shut up! (Candidates stop) Damn retailers, health nuts, scientists, and politicians! You can't have food of any type without someone trying to scare you about the food.
We don't want this food!
Sshh, kids, don't cause a fuss. I'll have more of this food. I love it. We're having this food EVERY morning!
Food food food food. Lovely food! Wonderful food!
Shut up!! Look the baby has nodded off.
Well, wake him up, and give him HIS food!
(Awakening the baby, and cooing in a loving voice) Here, little one, here's your food food food food food food... (The baby giggles as the teens try to leave the table, but it is too late as the observers enter the kitchen, blocking the door)
Your intrepid correspondent, having a curiosity about what others are thinking, last September traipsed down to a Church, in the Los Angeles area, for some answers one evening.
I have the record of that event and as an example of the variety of views on the subject let me share with you part of the Saturday evening sermon given by the Reverend G. Willikers, Pastor of the Discombobulated Church in the Wildwood, Southern California Sinod, LA County Chapter # 13:
[ Transcribed from a live recording ]
Brothers and Sisters there is a discussion loosed upon the land!
People are asking a question, and hungering for an answer!
People are asking, what would Jesus, our Lord and Savior, drive?
They are asking this question because they believe that transportation is a moral issue.
My reply is to say that the answer can be found in the Good Book itself, the edition that our church has been following since it was handed down to our dearly departed founder lo, those 15 years ago.
The answer, Brothers, and Sisters can be found in Levititicus, Chapter 7 verse 66, paragragh 6.
In this chapter it is told to us that when Jesus wandered alone in the Poppy fields for 48 hours, to contemplate his navel, he was confronted by Satan in a fabulous golden SUV.
And it is written that, when Satan offered Jesus the keys, Jesus put forth his hands before him and said in a strong clear voice:
GET THEE BEHIND ME SATAN! You cannot tempt the Son of God with such a gas guzzling monstrosity!
And, Brothers, and Sisters, as Satan disappeared, Jesus got back on his Specialized Sirrus Sport Road Bicycle and pedaled on his way...
Can I get an Amen, Brothers and Sisters?
I say, can I get an AMEN?
Bless you Brothers and Sisters...
It has recently come to my attention that the good Reverend was transferred to a new Church a little over a month AFTER this sermon.
He now preaches from the pulpit of The Discombobulated Church in the Wildwood, Southern California Sinod, Orange County Chapter #7.
Some consider the good Reverend, and his denomination, as controversial as Al Sharpton, Jesse Jackson, Pat Robertson, Jerry Fallwell, and even the Rev. Dr. Jeremiah A. Wright, of Trinity United Church Of Christ, the church of Presidential Candidate Barack Obama.
As far as I know neither Hillary Rodham Clinton, Bill Clinton, or John McCain, have attended any of the services of the Reverend G. Willikers, or had any contact with his denomination anywhere in the United States.
I promise to keep an eye on him, and his sermons and, if I record another, of sufficent newsworthiness to share, rest assurred I will post it.
Afterall, if the Orange County Register, the Los Angeles Times, the OC Weekly, or the LA Weekly won't do so then someone has to. ;-D
Oh, and one more thing:
Would Jesus prefer a Bicycle over a Car of ANY type?
Who knows? ;-D
The interesting WWJDrive website, linked above, gives visitors something to think about, agree, or disagree.
****UPDATE - April 1, 2014****
It has recently come to my attention that the good Reverend was transferred to a new Church in the fall of 2012.
He now preaches from the pulpit of The Discombobulated Church in the Wildwood, Houston Sinod, Harris County, Texas, Chapter.
Someone on a Message Board over at the OC Register website once asked the following question:
How about relating the Bible to what we see in the TV Guide every week?
Then had a field day with examples:
You want desperate housewives? Bible's got'm! You want the Apprentice? Bible's got'm! You want Everybody Loves Raymond? - Bible's full of SitComs! You want porn? - Bible's got it. Except you'll have to accept that this is a loving relationship and not an exploitive one. You want daytime soaps? Yup, just what the doctor ordered!
You want History Channel? How about Food Network? How about Discovery?
American Chopper might be tough, but HEY! It does a pretty good job with the 'deadliest catch'. ;-D
Yes my friends, it's all there in the Holy Bible. Just for the askin! Of course it does take a bit more focus than TV.
Thank You, Mr. Malone, for the inspiration!
You want the Military Channel, or Oliver North's War Stories? The Bible is awash in blood, and gore!
You want Court TV? The Bible has The Greatest Trial Ever Adjudicated!
You want C-Span, or better yet, the raucus British Parliament, or the Political talk fests? The Bible has Politics galore!
You want your MTV, Nashville Network or, better yet, Trinity Broadcasting? The Bible has songs galore, but it's mostly of a religious nature.
You want the Travel Channel? In the Bible just about everyone is going somewhere other than where they're at!
You want the Weather Channel? Bring your Umbrella, and a sturdy boat! Not to mention making sure your Earthquake Insurance is up to date!
You want Animal Planet? Lots of nature in the Bible!
You want the WWF, and ESPN? The Bible has running, and wrasslin'!
You want National Geographic? The Bible provides cultures galore!
You want The Sci-fi Network? Non-believers think the Bible is one big fantasy.
You want The Learning Channel? Believers swear by the lessons they say the Bible teaches those who wish to learn.
You want The Biography Channel? The Bible has the scoop on a ton of personalities!
You want Cavuto, or the Wall St. Journal Report? The Bible talks Money, and Taxes!
You want BET? The Bible has the token black folk to placate Brothers Jesse and Al. It even has lots of Slaves for the Reperations Crowd to try to get money for their possible descendents.
You want KMEX and Galavision?
The Bible has lots of folks that were considered Illegal Immigrants by those who didn't believe in the Hebrew God who the interlopers said told them the occupied territory was the Land of Opportunity. ;-D
Daily News Haiku says it all in its response to the news that the Cubs have signed a Japanese Baseball star with an, um, interesting name. ;-D
So Couch Potatoes, especially ones with kids, um, are you ready for a TV broadcast of a Cubs home game where, when he comes to bat, or hits the game winning homer, the whole stadium erupts in a standing O, chanting "FUKU, FUKU, FUKU!!!" ? ;-D
***UPDATE - 12/14***
The Rangers saw what the Cubs did and opened their checkbook for one of their own, so their fans can say it too. ;-D
Oh, and 1 other thing: With a name like mine, and having experienced the cruel teasing of 60's era White Elementary School Kids in a Liberal to its core College Town, I can sympathize with these 2 guys as they spend their lives explaining to the ignorant, "No, No, it's pronounced THIS way." ;-D
Catholic School Official takes charge of her students:
GROSSE POINTE PARK, Mich. - There is one Sister that won't put up with foul language on the God**** playground at HER school, and she's not above repeating very F****** word and phrase she knows (All 100 of them!) to make sure everyone understands what she won't tolerate.
The principal of a local Catholic School had students stay after a Mass last month and informed the filthy-minded fifth- through eighth-graders that she has a zero-tolerance policy for their sinful cursing on campus.
Just in case anyone wasn't clear on the concept, the Good Sister read off a list of the very words and phrases that she was banning, from A to Z (Slowly, the 2nd time, just to make sure no-one in the room missed anything.).
"It got a little quiet in church and some of the kids facial expressions were clearly of the 'Oh, My GOD!' and 'What the F***? Did she say what I just heard her say?' variety '" during her talk, she told the Detroit Free Press.
Some parents fainted at the news, but others applauded, remembering the hardcore, no-nonsense, Sisters and Mother Superiors of their own unrepentant younger days, the newspaper said.
"In a way you would think a nun would shy away from saying even D*** and S***, but she's very open with the children, very old fashioned in her messages," said the chairperson of the school commission.
Her sixth-grade son was there when the Sister mouthed off.
"When I asked him to give me a sample of it, he said, 'Oh, Saints Preserve Me, I can't, Mom!'" She said. " Then the more I thought about it, I thought it was great."
A representative of the Archdiocese of Detroit declined to comment Sunday because he was too busy looking up the definitions of all the Sister said.
Cuss words aren't the only things that set the Good Sister off. She's also banned cookies and milk from the lunchtime menu, saying, "I don't believe in molly coddling the future Leaders of America!"
Attention correspondents: E-mail sent to the blog e-mail addy, including those regarding postings/comments, and/or in response to correspondence with/from the author of this blog, are not considered confidential and may be shared online as I deem appropriate.
PERMISSIONS: Original Content of this blog is Copyrighted, and owned, by Kiril G. Kundurazieff, Jan. 2010 - Present...
The Author, Owner, has no problem with people excerpting a reasonable part of one of our entries in a post of their own, as long as attribution to him is made, and a link to his original post is included.
Please DO NOT take our pictures...unless you ask us first! Thank U!