There is the Creation Story all Christians know and love:
In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth....So God created man in his own image, in the image of God created he him; male and female created he them.
Eventually God took a break, etc...
...and then there is this:
And on a blistering hot Summer day in 1959, being bored out of his Almighty Skull, God said, "Yo, Gabe! Where are those cans of spray paint those artists were flying around here with last week, making such a mess on the clouds they had to repent for it"?