The search continues, after a week, for the killer or killers of Moj Yatihc, from the planet Alienopolhooey, whose body was found, one night, on the 2nd floor walkway of an apartment in the Westchase District of Houston, TX.
The Visitor from another world was on a 2 person exploratory mission from her planet, to see if Earth people were civilized and intelligent enough, to handle first contact.
"I heard the commander say 'OOKABEEP!! (Look out!!)' as this strange, unlighted vehicle, with 3 humans inside, pulled over to the curb, a figure opened a window, fired at ha and kept on going," said the creatures' companion Ddit. "Then there was confusion. Ha lost control of ha’s flying pack controls, hit the rail, then the wall and fell on the floor! I wanted to later remove the remains for return to and burial on, our planet, once the police did their crime scene report, but they seem to have disappeared."
"We believe that she, it, um, whatever, was killed by someone, not a resident of the apartment complex," said Chief Investigator Jerry Dalts, of Houston PD. "The fact that this crime is still unsolved, and the remains are missing is terrible for the cause of intergalactic outreach in our city, as Space City Con is this weekend. "
When asked about the disappearance of the body, Dalts said, "Our officer, guarding the remains last night, said he went to use the bathroom and when he returned, 15 minutes later, they were gone, and any evidence of there being anything on the scene was wiped clean."
Though a car, matching the description given us, was found on the grounds of a nearby college, it had no license plate.
"We've been on missions such as this plenty of times and nothing happened," said Ddit. "Of course we always tried to do our research unobserved, and were always successful; until that night."
According to experts, such tragic encounters occur with disturbing regularity. "It's an ancient risk that the Visitors have always taken," said Prof. Yor Leig Bingpuled, of the United Nations Office for the Investigation of UFO's and other Unexplained Phenomena.
The death has left many on the creatures' home planet wary of making future contact with Earth.
"Our leader and Planetary Congress have been sharply divided on the issue the past few days," said Ddit, designated to check on the progress of authorities, "especially our Camilsi Party. They want to declare Dihaj, and let's just say that you would not like it if that happened."
White House spokesman, Jay Carney, said that neither the CIA or FBI has the body, any talk of it being spirited off to Area 51, as claimed by Art Bell and George Noory, is pure BS and the President had no comment; he was busy preparing for a weekend of golfing.
Spokespersons for Democratic Senate leaders in Congress said they will form a committee.
Pat Robertson, on the 700 Club, said it was God's Will, and serves as a sign of the End Times.
Republican leaders in, the House and Senate, are hoping Pat will just shut up, and believe that the whole story is something straight out of the Weekly World News, so not worth discussing anyway. Even Glenn Beck didn’t waste space or time, on his TV show, discussing the story, preferring, as he said, “to stay focused on the growing number of scandals in the government, and how the mainstream media, and many politicians, continue to avoid investigating them.”
Chris Matthews got a tingle up his leg while interviewing Ddit on his show; not to be outdone, Al Sharpton plans to accompany Ddit back to his planet, as "an ambassador for peace, and racial harmony, on behalf of Mankind", with the approval of the United Nations (The US, and Britain, abstained from voting.)
I know that this reporter speaks for many Americans, when I say...
Good-bye and good luck Al! America, and the world, will be the better for your absence, um I mean effort.