Mad Macedonian Misses Opportunity for Man, Um, Bird, on Street Interview

On the bus, the other day, I saw a Pigeon, walking along the sidewalk with something huge & orange in its beak.

 

I wish I'd had time to get off, and use my mini-cam to see where the critter was going with the thing, and what it was.

 

Can you imagine a 5 minute video of me following a bird, describing its actions, and trying to get it to answer a few simple questions?

 

Hey  Mr. Bird, what's that you got, enquiring minds want to know?

 

Hey Mr Bird, um, you ARE a Mr., right? Where did you get what you are carrying?

 

Did you steal it, or was it given to you, and did you know the owner?

 

Where do you live, do you pay Taxes?

 

Well, folks, it seems Mr. Bird, or maybe it's Mrs. Bird, refuses to answer even the simplest media questions.

 

The Mad Macedonian Broadcasting (MMB) Network will stay on top of this story, in coming days, and report any new developements as they may occur.

 

In our next segment we report on the Squirrels at UCLA:

 

Do their GPA's approach levels required of humans for admission, or did they get special financial, and other breaks, so that they could establish a community on campus?

 

Does this show that school officials don't have the sense God gave a Dumb Duck?

 

Why you should give a Rats A......

 

Um, sorry, must be something in my milk I didn't know about, this morning, hee, hee! ;-D