OK, my fellow Kitties, repeat after me!
The Belly Rub is my friend! ;-D
10 Reasons to Get a Belly Rub!
1. It can prevent Feline PMS! Now, that alone should be reason enough to go get one, for you Lady Cats!
2. It reduces stress while making you feel good! Fido giving you a hard time all day? Get your Human to scratch your belly!
3. No pain, all pleasure.
4. Your heart going all superfast, pitty patter, in reaction to the visit to the V E T? Get your Human to scratch your belly! It slows your heart rate.
5. Pissed off at some affront to your dignity, or just mad you didn't catch that Mouse that ran across the garage floor? Get your Human to scratch your belly! It reduces blood pressure.
6. Can't sleep? Get your Human to scratch your belly! It eases insomonia. You will be conked out, in blissful dreamland, in less than 10 minutes, guarandamnteed!
7. Afraid of germs? Or just not hip to too frequent trips to the V E T? Get your Human to scratch your belly! It boosts immunity.
8. Sprained an ankle wrasslin' with your kitty, or canine, roomy, or pull a muscle leaping from the floor to the 3rd, or 4th, level of your Cat Tower? A Belly Rub increases blood flow to muscles, which can help them heal.
9. A Belly Rub eases the pain of cancer, labor pains, and migraines.
10. Hard as it is to believe a Belly Rub increases brain wave activity that is linked to improved attention. It's true! I don't know about you, but when Daddy starts rubbing my belly he's definitely got my FULL attention!
Now go get your Human and have a sensuous Belly Rub! ;-D