...the Violin, that is. ;-D
David Garrett, a former model who has been called the David Beckham of the classical scene, said he tripped while carrying his 18th century violin as he was leaving London's Barbican Hall after a performance, smashing it to bits.
An unidentified witness swears "As God is my, Hic!, witness, I heard Mr. Garrent exclaim as he looked at the poor unfortunate instrument..."Oh, Fiddlesticks! ;-D