Public Restrooms.
What is it about the little darlings that bring out the Graphic Artist, Poet, Cultural Critic and Wanna-be Comedian in people?
This memory ought to resonate with more than a few people...
To the unidentified person, in the Men's public restroom at the Foster's Freeze restuarant in Chino Ca., who was looking forward to a good chuckle when he turned out the lights on this humble correspondent:
Sorry, but I can see in the dark...
And FURTHER MORE...
You should be advised that you have, by your heartless action, secured a place on Santa's Naughty List, and should expect a S***LOAD of coal in your stockings hung with care...
There I was, quietly minding my own business, reading the newspaper (A week old LA TIMES, if you simply MUST know!), when someone entered the room and, upon leaving, shut out the lights!
Man, was it DARK in there, or what? ;-D
However, if an expletive filled holler and an angry stomp from the john out into the dining area was expected I think I was a terrible disappointment. ;-D
I got out of the restroom unscathed and simply, very calmly, walked out and up to the counter to place my order as if nothing at all out of the ordinary had taken place.
Take THAT, ye Merry Prankster! ;-D
So, people, watch out, be prepared and don't embarrass yourself by freakin' out. ;-D
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