Now, come on, you can't tell me that all you do in the shower is, um, WASH YOURSELF, do you? (heh, heh)!
I like to think that some of the greatest thoughts put to paper, the greatest writing, the greatest inventions, had their genesis in a shower or bath tub somehwhere late one night, or early on some morning.
1. When the going gets tough, the tough get going?
Yeah? So?
Just where in the tarnation DO they go, the sorry-assed wimps?
2. You know that old McDonald's commercial with the pint-sized basketballers alarmed that their best player can't play in the championship game?
Has anyone complained about the fact that having Kobe Bryant take the tykes place would be grossly UNFAIR to the opposing team, not to mention a form of cheating?
Just wondering...
Don't wanna give the munchkins in the audience the wrong life lessons now do we? :-D
It's bad enough they'll jump up and down insisting on a run to Ronald's Place.:-D
I mean why can't they prefer Jack in-the-box?
Oh wait! That was just as bad!
When you stop laughing long enough to notice, JACK'S football team wins by CHEATING in the most bizarre and dangerous ways in every single one of those old commercials. :-D
3. I wonder what the hell is going on behind closed doors in my refridgerator?
I mean, when I open the door, everything looks so calm and peaceful, a diverse community getting along in perfect harmony, but what about when the door's closed, especially when I'm not home or am asleep?
Do the eggs scramble off their perch and make their way down to the fruit basket to frolic with the apples and oranges?
Does the mustard get ON the hot dog? and what does the ketchup think about it?
Why does the milk just sit there and never Moooove?
Just WHAT is the left over chicken doing with the Tory over in the corner?
Is the cheese in a pickle because it thinks the lettuce and tomato are full of balogna for suspecting that the wheat bread has a crush on the salami?
Inquiring minds want to know!
4. Just WHAT in the Sam Hill are they talking about when they talk about the SEX DRIVE?
The differences between a STICK SHIFT and an AUTOMATIC?
What about the CLUTCH? Where does that fit in?
Is ones GAS TANK occasionally 1/2 full or 1/2 empty?
What type of DIP STICK are you supposed to use when you check the OIL?
Just wondering... :-D
5. Is there such an organization as PETSA?
People for the Ethical Treatment of Stuffed Animals?
If a PETA person saw the gleeful way some folks put stuffed cats, dogs and other critters head first into plastic bags at work they'd probably form such a group on the spot. :-D
I make no apologies for my peculiar sense of humor. :-D
6. What's with all these ACID Free products on the market?
I don't recall ever hearing of a concern over there being too much LSD in anything, do you?
The Surgeon General has never said a word and neither have any recent Presidents...
7. If Britney Spears were a food item...
Would she be a Pop Tart?
8. When talking about politics some people identify themselves as being MIDDLE OF THE ROAD.
Yeah, but...
Are they talking dirt road, Brick, asphalt, concrete, 1 lane path or street, 2 lane street or highway, or 4 or 6 lane, freeway???
Inquiring minds want to know!
Have you ever had your own "Odd Thoughts" in the shower?
Share them in the comments, don't be shy! ;-D
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